RAY THE DUST IN "BOYS FROM BRAZIL” OUTRAGE AT CLONED HUDSON DOPPELGANGERS

RAY THE DUST IN "BOYS FROM BRAZIL” OUTRAGE AT CLONED HUDSON DOPPELGANGERS

During a recent "Jolly Boys Outing" to Benidorm, by the cultural section of the Duck Flat Cap Society, the committee unexpectedly uncovered a secret plan to populate the worlds karaoke bars with clones of Ray The Dust. 

Unknown to the rest of the world, the German Nazi  Dr Joseph Mengele had not only escaped to south America after the fall of Her Hitler, but had also set up a base of operations in Alacanti, south east Spain.  After spending a number of weeks mingling with the local low life, Dr Mengele scoured the local  clinics and hospitals looking for surrogate mothers to inseminate with his hideous solution of Hitlers semen.

However after a number of  attempts, he was unable to produce the required pregnancies as the samples of seed had perished In the rancid heat of Alicanti in high summer, as there was no refrigeration available after the earlier monstrosities of the Spanish Civil War.  At this stage he sent a minor minion to Gibraltar with instructions to gather seed from strong English sailors and soldiers billeted at the rocks garrison.

Before long he returned with a couple of gallons of the UK's best, and began his programme of insemination.    Unknown to Mengele, an unknown member of the Hudson family, in Gibraltar as a serving conscript and drunk from a stint in the local boozer, had made an unauthorised donation to the collection, when Mengele's Nazi collector was distracted. 
This member of the Hudson clan was a direct ancestor of "Ray the Dust" and it is his seed that provided 50% of the chromosomes that make up the Dust and 98 other cloned look alike's. 

As with other clones, the Nazi and fellow sympathisers continued to keep track of the cloned children, including 99 who were cloned from the unauthorised seed from the  Hudson sperm doner.  Over a number of years it became apparent that a large number of the clones were blessed with a fine vocal talent and were able to win numerous prizes at the various European schools that they had been deposited in by their clandestine network of helpers. 






It is now alleged that a number of the clones remained in Alicanti and subsequently moved to Benidorm as the originally small fishing village boomed in to the sprawling metropolis frequented by millions of holidaying Europeans enjoying the sun, entertainment and cheap liquor.  These clones were programmed from an early age to excel at the microphone and were soon distributed throughout the area cabaret  and karaoke bars.


At the same time a number of the clones were introduced to Croydon, England,unaware that the original Hudson seed originated in the area.  After some confusion by the local midwife's, it is believed that Ray the Dust was mistakenly adopted in to the bosom of the family, whilst being totally unaware of his cloned attributes.  

As the tubby Ray the Dust grew older he was lost by his Nazi handlers and managed to live a normal life , with the exception that he was constantly drawn to local karaoke bars and clubs with the urge to blast out Mustang Sally and the like
 This now explains why the Dust continues to sing at these establishments bringing shame to all about him as his broken voice trails of with hideous crackles and screeches as his red flaccid face struggles to gasp in the air so that his lungs and heart can continue to function. 

This also explains how reports of the Dust having arguments with the like of Sticky Vicky in Benidorm, have continued to circulate, even when it is known that the Porty refuge collector was busying himself with Pepe le Puke in Watford and Harrow weald public houses. It is also believed that the invitation to the Royal wedding was intended for a Benidorm Doppelganger blessed with a far sweeter voice than the croaking and wheezing Dust.

The duck Flat Cap Society are to liaise with the Ezra Lieberman section of the Simon Wiesenthal's Nazi Hunters to see if the cloned Dust can be exempted from persecution as this sad storey comes to light. 

Further updates will be available in due course.