ZOMBIE VERSUS SLOP BUCKET
Dr Winyard Washington Brown and Lord Loafington Barron have stunned the world by confirming the biggest mismatch in the history of the unlicensed sport of caged imbibing.
Dr Brown has chosen the Zombie as his alcoholic weapon and Lord Barron the Slop Bucket.
Due to the difference in size of the standard slop bucket and the regulation Zombie, Dr Brown will need to consume double the volume to obtain the title.
Due to the difference in size of the standard slop bucket and the regulation Zombie, Dr Brown will need to consume double the volume to obtain the title.
Dr Brown who obtained his title as Emeritus professor of Luther Vandross studies, and Lord Barron who is to be stripped of his ennoblement are unavailable for comment at this time but more will be divulged in due course after the event scheduled for 31August 2018.
