BAGS ON THE TUBE

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO CARRY RUCKSACKS ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND ??.
ARE THEY BRAINLESS IDIOTS, OR ARE THEY JUST SO FULL OF THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE UNAWARE THAT THEIR APPENDAGE STRAPPED TO THEIR BACK, IS JUTTING IN TO YOUR BODY, OR SCRAPPING YOUR FACE AS YOU SIT UNCOMFORTABLE IN YOUR SEAT.

WHAT DO THEY CARRY IN THEM ?, THERE LUNCH ! .

THEY ARE WORN LIKE SOME KIND OF BODY ARMOUR BY THE WEAK AND SIMPLE MINDED TRAVELLER. THEY STAND ON THE TRAIN OBLIVIOUS TO THEIR FELLOW TRAVELLER HOLDING THEIR PAPER OUT IN FRONT OF THEM TO GIVE THEM ANOTHER BARRIER IN FRONT OF THEM.

ONE DAY I WILL GRAB ALL THE RUCKSACKS OF THEIR BACKS AND SHIT IN EACH OF THEM !!!