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Wednesday 22 June 2016

BREXIT OUTRAGE - DRIVER CHARD BLAMES ENGLAND EURO 2016 MISS-FIRE ON UK BREXIT CAMPAIGN

BREXIT OUTRAGE -  DRIVER CHARD BLAMES ENGLAND EURO 2016 MISS-FIRE ON UK BREXIT CAMPAIGN


Disenchanted former Chairman and President  of the Duck Flat Cap Society, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duif, has exploded in rage at England’s latest flop at Euro 2016.  

His face purple with rage, the octogenarian firebrand explained that the pathetic performance in Saint-Etienne was due to the disgraceful Brexit campaign being conducted throughout the width and breadth of the UK.

 Interviewed at Chard Towers , the former head of the grandest Flat Cap Society in Europe berated the Brexit campaigners and threatened to ex-communicate all “Out” voters in the up and coming vote on the UK remaining in the European Union.  

More in due course following an extraordinary meeting of the Brexit sub-committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society at the Duck tomorrow.

R.I.P   JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020