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Wednesday 25 September 2019

BREAKING HORSE BOLLOCKS......! IMPEACHMENT FOR THOSE WHO IGNORE PROROGUE RULING

BREAKING HORSE BOLLOCKS......! IMPEACHMENT FOR THOSE WHO IGNORE PROROGUE RULING.


The Supreme Court have ruled that Driver Chard's recent Brexit driven attempt to Prorogue the "Imbibing and Procrastinating" sub-committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society, was illegal and unconstitutional. 

The court further stated that all debates and arguments that were taking place at the time of the illegal prorogue, are still in motion, and must be discussed at the recall of the  society by twenty one hundred hours tomorrow.

The "Speaker of the Duck" has endorsed the ruling, and has stated that  all members of the sub-committee are to be available for cross examination,with the threat of Impeachment for those who either abstain or simply ignore the rulings of the Supreme Court and the Speaker of the Duck.  

Sources have indicated that the full membership of the society are split regarding this astonishing turn of events.

It is believed that hard lined activists are ready to demand that an election for the Presidency and Chancellorship of the society takes place within a reasonable time frame, which has previously been specified by northern agitator and Dandy reader, "Dave the Teach", as "closing time".

More in due course...............

R.I.P   JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020