BASHER HURLEY IN SEX CHANGE SCANDAL AT THE DUCK
Basher Hurley, ex military hard man and former security adviser to the Queen of Bohemia, Prince of Belmont and Duke of Ascension Island (http://horsingtonsmythe.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/basher-hurley-in-intelligence-leak.html ), has astonished the genteel membership of the Duck Flat Cap Society by claiming that he has recently undertaken a sex change and should henceforth be known as "Gloria".
This news is all the more unusual due to previously reported surgery to increase his manhood by the use of prosthetic surgery and the use of a miniature penile rack.( http://horsingtonsmythe.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/basher-hurley-to-sue-over-penile_22.html )
The surgery is alleged to have taken place over the weekend at an undisclosed clinic that specialises in ex military personal gender assignment. However it is believed that the location of the clinic is adjacent to Gloria's residence, and was formerly a veterinary surgery.
Basher Hurley / Gloria has also revealed that although full gender reassignment has taken place, she has opted to retain her swingers in memory of his Air-force heritage, and has had a special pouch designed to conceal the goods.
At a hastily convened meeting of the full Gender assignment and Imbibing sub-committee, it was agreed that Basher Gloria could retain membership of the society by a near unanimous vote, with the only objection coming from failed ladies man and karaoke crooner, Ray the Dust who objected on the basis that he once shared a sun bed with "Gloria" in Benidorm.
Driver Chard abstained due to illness although it is believed that he fully endorsed the gender reassignment by way of carrier pigeon messages and the penny post. Unsubstantiated reports also state that Driver Chard stood at the end of his bed and played the Bagpipes on news of the operation. However this has not been independently corroborated.
Further information on how Gloria is performing will be released in due course.
R.I.P JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020
Basher Hurley, ex military hard man and former security adviser to the Queen of Bohemia, Prince of Belmont and Duke of Ascension Island (http://horsingtonsmythe.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/basher-hurley-in-intelligence-leak.html ), has astonished the genteel membership of the Duck Flat Cap Society by claiming that he has recently undertaken a sex change and should henceforth be known as "Gloria".
This news is all the more unusual due to previously reported surgery to increase his manhood by the use of prosthetic surgery and the use of a miniature penile rack.( http://horsingtonsmythe.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/basher-hurley-to-sue-over-penile_22.html )
The surgery is alleged to have taken place over the weekend at an undisclosed clinic that specialises in ex military personal gender assignment. However it is believed that the location of the clinic is adjacent to Gloria's residence, and was formerly a veterinary surgery.
Basher Hurley / Gloria has also revealed that although full gender reassignment has taken place, she has opted to retain her swingers in memory of his Air-force heritage, and has had a special pouch designed to conceal the goods.
At a hastily convened meeting of the full Gender assignment and Imbibing sub-committee, it was agreed that Basher Gloria could retain membership of the society by a near unanimous vote, with the only objection coming from failed ladies man and karaoke crooner, Ray the Dust who objected on the basis that he once shared a sun bed with "Gloria" in Benidorm.
Driver Chard abstained due to illness although it is believed that he fully endorsed the gender reassignment by way of carrier pigeon messages and the penny post. Unsubstantiated reports also state that Driver Chard stood at the end of his bed and played the Bagpipes on news of the operation. However this has not been independently corroborated.
Further information on how Gloria is performing will be released in due course.
R.I.P JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020
