Details have reached the imbibing and sexual relations committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society, that former Mitre extrovert and lover of long hair, Paul "Acorn Head" Baxter is to finally admitted his homosexuality at his up and coming birthday bash.
It has long been suspected that the spindle limbed and slightly built acorn headed "Baxterian" was batting for the other side, but apart from a long forgotten incident at Stockers Lake, Rickmansworth in 1973, involving Gary Parkway, a Thermos flask, Dave Bucklands waders and Fat Wallets underpants, no evidence has been forthcoming.
Indeed, the Gracile Acorn headed lover of long flowing hair has constantly hidden his affiliation by dating a number of brazen woman during his younger life, and of course culminating with the lovely Suzi P. This is off course a truly loving relationship, but it is now allegedly quite evident, from the information gleaned by Driver Chard of the DFCS, that the Acorn head has allegedly been hiding a desire for the pork kebab for many years.
We await the party with baited breath and in particular the expected speech that is due just before 8.30 pm, and hope that the speculation can end, and Acorn head walk firmly across the dance floor without his backside against the wall.
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