RAY THE DUST" TO STAR IN "SNUFF MOVIE" REMAKE OF KEY LARGO
Duck regular and member of the Duck Flat Cap Society, "Ray the Dust" is to star in the role of Edward G. Robinson in a remake of film classic, Key Largo. However, the remake is not a standard re hash of the original, but a Snuff version being produced and shot in the seedy suburbs of Alacanti, on Spain's Costa Del Crime.
The Dusts big break has come his way due in part to his earlier liaison with Benidorms favourite stripping grandad, Sticky Rikky. As regular readers will remember "Ray the Dust" was controversially thrown from the stage whilst Sticky performed his seedy but popular act . At the time the semi illiterate and mostly sozzled Dust was going through the final stages of a breakdown brought on by his continued failure as a pub and club Karaoke singer.
(See link http://horsingtonsmythe.blogspot.com/2011/03/el-ray-dust-in-bust-up-with-sticky.html )
The final straw that broke the delicate and spiny back of the Dust was his recognition that he would not be singing at the Royal wedding involving the young German Prince Wilhelm and his commoner wifelet to be, Katy the kiss. Not long after realising his offer to entertain the assorted royalty of Europe was rejected, the Dust embarked on a short trip to the Cost Del Crime where he encountered one of his all time favourite acts, the aging and leather skinned antediluvian male stripper, Sticky Rikky.
Sticky Rikky allegedly introduced the crest fallen Dust to an underground Croatian cinematographer who was casting for his new "Snuff" Movie , which is loosely based on the classic Key Largo, but with the the striking difference that the cast are disposable and real bullets were to be loaded in the revolvers and hand guns of the hot sweaty mobsters. It only took one glance at the overweight and aging failed singer, Ray the Duck, for the Croatian maestro to pick him in the leading role originally played by the great Edward G. Robinson.
Ray the Dust immediately accepted the offer unaware what the "Snuff" in snuff movies meant !. Of course his state of mind was still fragile due to recent events and after a mobile telephone call to his fellow Dust operative, the diminutive and equally unaware of the status of Snuff Movies, Pepe Le Puke, believed that the chance to star in a movie was the pick me up that he required. It is also believed that Pepe Le Puke has also accepted an offer to star in the film, and will soon be auditioning for the part of the policeman Deputy who is shot and killed after the hurricane abates. He has also been offered the alternative role of one of the Osceola brothers.
Filming is due to start on the 18th June 2011 and it is known that Ray the Dust is due to travel to Alacante on that date. Fortunately members of the Culture and Cinematography section of the Duck Flat Cap Society are also travelling on the same trip, and updates of the progress to the Dust's forthcoming brief sortie in to the world of film will be posted here in due course.
Duck regular and member of the Duck Flat Cap Society, "Ray the Dust" is to star in the role of Edward G. Robinson in a remake of film classic, Key Largo. However, the remake is not a standard re hash of the original, but a Snuff version being produced and shot in the seedy suburbs of Alacanti, on Spain's Costa Del Crime.The Dusts big break has come his way due in part to his earlier liaison with Benidorms favourite stripping grandad, Sticky Rikky. As regular readers will remember "Ray the Dust" was controversially thrown from the stage whilst Sticky performed his seedy but popular act . At the time the semi illiterate and mostly sozzled Dust was going through the final stages of a breakdown brought on by his continued failure as a pub and club Karaoke singer.
(See link http://horsingtonsmythe.blogspot.com/2011/03/el-ray-dust-in-bust-up-with-sticky.html )
The final straw that broke the delicate and spiny back of the Dust was his recognition that he would not be singing at the Royal wedding involving the young German Prince Wilhelm and his commoner wifelet to be, Katy the kiss. Not long after realising his offer to entertain the assorted royalty of Europe was rejected, the Dust embarked on a short trip to the Cost Del Crime where he encountered one of his all time favourite acts, the aging and leather skinned antediluvian male stripper, Sticky Rikky.
Sticky Rikky allegedly introduced the crest fallen Dust to an underground Croatian cinematographer who was casting for his new "Snuff" Movie , which is loosely based on the classic Key Largo, but with the the striking difference that the cast are disposable and real bullets were to be loaded in the revolvers and hand guns of the hot sweaty mobsters. It only took one glance at the overweight and aging failed singer, Ray the Duck, for the Croatian maestro to pick him in the leading role originally played by the great Edward G. Robinson.
Ray the Dust immediately accepted the offer unaware what the "Snuff" in snuff movies meant !. Of course his state of mind was still fragile due to recent events and after a mobile telephone call to his fellow Dust operative, the diminutive and equally unaware of the status of Snuff Movies, Pepe Le Puke, believed that the chance to star in a movie was the pick me up that he required. It is also believed that Pepe Le Puke has also accepted an offer to star in the film, and will soon be auditioning for the part of the policeman Deputy who is shot and killed after the hurricane abates. He has also been offered the alternative role of one of the Osceola brothers.
Filming is due to start on the 18th June 2011 and it is known that Ray the Dust is due to travel to Alacante on that date. Fortunately members of the Culture and Cinematography section of the Duck Flat Cap Society are also travelling on the same trip, and updates of the progress to the Dust's forthcoming brief sortie in to the world of film will be posted here in due course.
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