LEAKED SUPER INJUNCTION REVEALS LINK BETWEEN DR DOYLE AND MR CREOSOTE

LEAKED SUPER INJUNCTION REVEALS LINK BETWEEN DR DOYLE AND MR CREOSOTE

In a surprise move, the House of Lords has issued a ruling stating that a previously unknown link between the notorious Dr Theopolis P Doyle and the over weight Lothario Mr LVC Creosote, may be released to the wider world.

This blatant breach of protocol has far reaching effects, and may lead to the dismantling of the over used and antiquated system of law that allows bloated overweight millionaires to block the truth from the tax paying public.

The recent dissemination of news via leaks on social networking sites has had the great British Public rolling in the aisles at the inadequacies of the current system of allowing the bloated rich to buy the law as as when they choose to splash the cash.

Returning the particular case of Dr Doyle, a former founding member of the Old Mitorian Whoring Society and joint co founder of the Bogus beer belly battalion and Mr LVO Creosote, it has been of particular note that the good Doctor has not been seen in public for a  number of years due to his current tendency to sink in to the realm of a bloated thunder necked recluse.  

It had long been noted that Dr Doyle and Mr Creosote were never seen in the same room, and although both were well travelled and endowed with a plentiful sum of cash, if one showed up at a casino, hotel,  beiekeller or other such establishment, the other would not be present.

As for Mr LVO Creosote, it is believed that an unfortunate scrape with the tax authorities and a subsequent disastrous venture in to real estate on the Costa Del crime has led to his complete withdrawal from society.

However, influential circles had long been suggesting that the two individuals were in fact one and the same, in the same way that the fictional Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde once stalked the streets of Victorian England.  Indeed the evidence is convincing until one remembers the many tours of Britain, Europe and the rest of the world that these characters undertook in their youthfully early years. But, as usual there is an answer for this riddle, and the wording of the injunction recently busted in the House of Lords, indeed leads you towards the possible truth.

This truth being that due to the vast quantities of alcohol, greasy food and cigarettes consumed by the duo during the many years that the companions caroused through the clubs, pubs and whorehouses of Europe and beyond, a chemical reaction took place fusing their characters and bodies in to a singular ghastly behemoth unit.

This is of course only conjecture at the moment and further research is required before a positive conclusion can be reached. In the mean time we must wait with baited breath for more secretes revealed from the busting of the over rated super injunctions of the bloated rich.