REPUBLICAN OUTCRY AT THE DUCK
The Duck Flat Cap Society has rocked local opinion by indicating their support for the Republican cause, and the abolition of the monarchy in the UK.
The views of the DFCS have come to light after the recent Royal Wedding between the follically challenged Prince Wilhelm Mountbatten-Battenbourg and his "commoner" new wife, "kiss me" Kate Mountbatten-Battenbourg.
After the protracted proceedings relating to the ceremony, the debating section of the DCFS sat in full session to discuss the days events. At the meeting, the elderly and cantankerous acting president, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff, expressed his respect of the Royal Family although was not impressed by the lack of military marching bands before and after the ceremony. However, the majority of the
remainder of the committee were against the influence of the present Royal family, and tended to lean towards latent republicanism.
This is off course after the rejection notice received from Buckingham Palace concerning the DFCS recent application for royal patronage.
In particular, Dave "the Teach" and "Basher" Hurley both expressed their republican opinion, quoting the Interregnum and the execution of King Charles 1st as their inspiration.
As the only northern members of the Duck Flat Cap Society debating and imbibing committee, and their links to the "Ekee Thump Brigade" it is of no surprise that their support for the abolition of the monarchy and the creation of a new "Commonwealth" is unimpeachable.
As a result of the recent meeting, a new sub clause has been added to the standard rules and regulations of the society stating that the Duck Flat Cap Society is not in support of the Monarchy, and that all new members must accept that a "Cromwellian" attitude will be taken when matters concerning the Royal Family are discussed at society meetings.
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The Duck Flat Cap Society has rocked local opinion by indicating their support for the Republican cause, and the abolition of the monarchy in the UK.
The views of the DFCS have come to light after the recent Royal Wedding between the follically challenged Prince Wilhelm Mountbatten-Battenbourg and his "commoner" new wife, "kiss me" Kate Mountbatten-Battenbourg.
After the protracted proceedings relating to the ceremony, the debating section of the DCFS sat in full session to discuss the days events. At the meeting, the elderly and cantankerous acting president, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff, expressed his respect of the Royal Family although was not impressed by the lack of military marching bands before and after the ceremony. However, the majority of the
remainder of the committee were against the influence of the present Royal family, and tended to lean towards latent republicanism.This is off course after the rejection notice received from Buckingham Palace concerning the DFCS recent application for royal patronage.
In particular, Dave "the Teach" and "Basher" Hurley both expressed their republican opinion, quoting the Interregnum and the execution of King Charles 1st as their inspiration.
As the only northern members of the Duck Flat Cap Society debating and imbibing committee, and their links to the "Ekee Thump Brigade" it is of no surprise that their support for the abolition of the monarchy and the creation of a new "Commonwealth" is unimpeachable.
As a result of the recent meeting, a new sub clause has been added to the standard rules and regulations of the society stating that the Duck Flat Cap Society is not in support of the Monarchy, and that all new members must accept that a "Cromwellian" attitude will be taken when matters concerning the Royal Family are discussed at society meetings.
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