BUCKLAND REPRESENTATIVES REJECT "TOE BOP" CLAIM
Contemporaries of ex Wembley Greaser Dave "Toe Bop" Buckland, have claimed that he never perfected the Toe Bop, and was never able to complete the complex manoeuvre in their presence.
These counter claims have allegedly been made by Hop Bine cronies, Ross "Valium" Gates, an alleged drug crazed psychopathic former male prostitute and failed David Bowie impersonator, and his Anglo Indian companion Steve "Hooky" Hookings, a crooked toothed London transport booking office clerk with an alleged penchant for older women and Velvet jackets.
This pair of reprobates and roustabouts had obtained debatable fame in the late 1970's when they allegedly tried to sell the sadly missed "John Lyon" public house to a to a drunken octogenarian Texan billionaire for a packet of Fag papers, a Churchill cigar and two pints of Harp larger. Unsubstantiated rumours allege that this sales effort was allegedly witnessed by no other than Oliver Reed, Keith Moon and Richard Burton after they had popped across the road from the "Carlton Lodge" !.
When not drinking and taking drugs in the Hop Bine, the unlovable louts Hookings and Gates were entertaining themselves by plotting, together with a number of other Hop Bine regulars, including the brothel creeper wearing Dave "Toe Bop" Buckland, how to outwit the Sudbury Town Hard Nuts, otherwise known as the "STAN".
The "STAN" who based themselves in the less than salubrious surroundings of the "Sudbury Swan" were headed by a diminutive beanie wearing Chelsea roustabout who went by the name "Studs", who over the years allegedly had a number of clashes with the seedy Hooky and Gates.
These counter claims are being looked in to by the "Culture" sub committee of the "Duck Flat Cap Society" and the results of these deliberations will be released a s soon as made public.
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