MAD ALBERT DISEASE STRIKES DOWN POPULAR MIDGET PLUMBERMinuscule marvel and founder member of the "Duck Flat Cap Society" (DFCS), Les "Little Legs" Parks, has sadly started to reveal attributes of the debilitating illness commonly known as "Mad Albert Disease".
The slow onset of the disease has been noted by various members of the DFCS and has become particularly noticeable of late. At a recent meeting of the society's Golfing sub section, it was clearly apparent as the diminutive "Little Legs" continually lifted his tee shirt to reveal and expose his greatly expanded belly.
This behaviour was considered mildly offensive and quite frankly not in good taste, but was tolerated by all but the authoritarian and stiff upper lipped acting DFCS chairman, "Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff".
His recent state of mind has often worried the committee, but this was previously attributed to his semi permanent alcoholic state, use of barbiturates and the constant chewing of khat & cocoa leaves. This sadly was not the full truth and the early onset of Mad Albert Disease can only lead to worsening behaviour.
Indeed the committee of the Golfing section have already passed a vote to the effect that he will no longer be driving the Golf Buggy at the forthcoming golfing trip to the Iberian Costa's.
Les "Little Legs" Parkes will continue to be monitored by his fellow members of the DFCS, and a decision whether he is considered well enough to keep his society flat cap will be held by St Georges Day.
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