FEZ OUTRAGE AT THE DUCK !

FEZ OUTRAGE AT THE DUCK

Bloodwyn Omaha, an associate member of the Duck Flat Cap Society has caused an outrage at the North London public house by attending a committee meeting wearing a Fez.

As an associate member, Bloodwyn is invited twice a year to attend committee meetings so that he may convey the wishes of the various disparate groups that are loosely affiliated to the society. Those affiliated groups include amongst others, "The Expanding Waste Band Society", "The Bogus Beer Belly Battalion", "The Wembley Foot Tappers", and "The Ekee Thump Brigade".

Bloodwyn is well known and respected by each of these groups and is currently empowered by their separate committee's, to represent each groups individual concerns and points of view, at "The Duck Flat Cap Society" Committee meetings.

At the recent meeting, acting chairman, "Driver Chard of El Hadj Duif" was astounded and somewhat dumbfounded to be confronted by the Fez wearing Bloodwyn Omaha. Driver Chard immediately moved for the meeting to be postponed and this motion was soon seconded and confirmed by ex military hard man, Basher Hurley.

Bloodwyn Omaha was outraged by this stance and left the premises uttering unintelligible oaths against the aging chairman Chard.

A further meeting is to be held on Easter Friday when Bloodwyns position as an associate member will be discussed, together with various matters concerning current rumours circulating regarding the former membership of the illustrious triumvirate of Burton, Moon and Reed.

R.I.P   JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020