FEZ WEARING INTERLOPER INFILTRATES "DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY"

FEZ WEARING INTERLOPER INFILTRATES "DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY"


Recent developments surrounding the various societies that are loosely affiliated to the Duck Flat Cap Society have revealed that Loafington Smythe, an old enemy and adversary of the nefarious pervert and child molester, Peder P Pederson, has settled temporarily in the Harrow Weald area, before establishing a more permanent base in a nearby locality.

Loafington has spent many years in pursuit of Pederson, and indeed has recently returned from an extended stay in Glasgow where he was researching evidence of his links north of the border with agents from Mosad and the German Bundesamt Verfassungsschutz.

Whilst deciphering intercepted messages , it became apparent that PPP, whom was believed to be in South America, had become involved with middle eastern and north African affairs and had therefore re positioned himself in Europe, and more importantly in the harrow area of London. It also became apparent that through Pedersons interest in secrete societies, he had become aware of the "Ekee Thump Brigade", a Northern English socialist grouping, who via "Dave the Teach" are loosely associated to "The Duck Flat Cap Society".

It is this link that has brought "Loafington" also known as "The Loaf", to the north London suburb of Harrow. Loafington is however fairly well known in the area through previous activities which led to his existing membership of the "Bogus Beer Belly Battalion" and "Expanding Waste Band Society". He will spend his time investigating various claims, including those regarding Reed, Burton and Moon and will no doubt infiltrate the Duck Flat Cap Society by way of one of his various disguises.

Loafington will continue his investigations and we must wait until further information becomes available before updating this report.