SOMBALISTIC EX MATINEE IDOL “RAY THE DUST” FLEES COUNTRY TO COSTA DEL CRIME
Rotund failed karaoke singer "Ray the Dust", who recently underwent a senile moment at the Duck, has fled to the Costa Del crime to recharge his ailing batteries.
Reports have reached the this blogger that although the Dust is resting in the Andalusian sun, he is still hallucinatory and believes that the temperature is in the mid 30's although in reality no more than 16 degrees Celsius. This sad delusion is another sad reflection on the recent demise of this once great pub and club singer.
It is striking to note that the Dust has retreated to a location only a few miles from his former Karaoke stamping grounds in seedy Benidorm. One can only hope that he does not try to make yet another comeback by way of attempting to sing his one time favourite "Mustang Sally" as his last attempt at this song ended in his being forcefully ejected from the last seedy karaoke bar that would accept his croaking voice.
It is hoped that the rest that the Dust is receiving, far away from the evil influence of the dwarf like "Pepe Le Puke" , will recharge his batteries and help relieve the somalistic ennui that hangs about his countenance.
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