"BASHER HURLEY" GO'S UNDERCOVER !

"BASHER HURLEY" GO'S UNDERCOVER !

Ex military hard man and "Duck Flat Cap Society" regular "Basher Hurley", has allegedly been on a special ops mission to Northern Ireland to infiltrate local groups of flat cap wearers.

His mission, although highly secrete, has been suspected by other members of the Consumption committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society due to his recent regular vocal lapses in to the brogue vernacular of Ulster.

This was at first put down to a nervous tick, but as the days passed it began to be increasingly apparent that something was afoot !. Basher Hurley's known association with the northern breakaway group known as the "Ekee Thump Brigade" is thought to be behind his recent sorties to the land of the giants causeway, under the direction of his increasingly elusive fellow northern compatriot "Dave the Teach".

Reports allegedly obtained by the honorary president of the Duck Flat Cap Golfing Society "Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff" via his contacts in MI5 and MI6 proved that the Ekee Thump Brigade are trying to extend their influence across the Irish sea from there established bases in the Duchy Of Lancaster and Walney Island, Barrow.

We currently await further news and the Duck Flat Cap Society will continue to monitor the semi inebriate Basher for further lapses in to the broad brogue of the Ulsterman.

Updates will be posted only when encryption is safely established and infiltration of the communications network has been securely established.