"EL RAY THE DUST" IN ALLEGED BUST UP WITH STICKY RICKY !

"EL RAY THE DUST" IN ALLEGED BUST UP WITH STICKY RICKY !

News is reaching the committee that the aging cockney pub singer "Ray the Dust" has allegedly been involved with a "dust up" with famous Benidorm performer "Sticky Ricky".

Apparently after a number of glasses of strong liqueur, The Dust decided that the urge to perform "Mustang Sally" was too great to hold back and he suddenly sprang from his chair and allegedly scrambled on to the stage upon which Sticky Ricky was performing.

The Dust quickly removed his shirt and grabbing a nearby mic began the standard painful rendition of his former classic croon " Mustang Sally". Allegedly,Sticky Ricky, recoiling from the fleshy man boobs that were gyrating next to him, eventually managed to man handle the Dust from the stage, where he was allegedly apprehended by the local police.

Allegedly, after a night in the cells, the Dust returned to his hotel to allegedly find that a representative of the aging Benidorm showman was waiting for him, and it is alleged but not confirmed that a deal is being proposed where the Dust will be offered free entrance to his shows provided he agrees not to interrupt his performance or ever attempt to sing within 500 meters of one of his shows.

The Dust is currently considering his next move, and we await further details !!!