DAVE "THE TEACH" IN ALIEN ABDUCTION RIDDLE !!

DAVE "THE TEACH" IN ALIEN ABDUCTION RIDDLE !!

Dave the Teach, Duck regular and founding father of the "Ekee Thump Brigade", has been reported missing by fellow members of the "Duck Flat Cap Society".

When last seen, the former Professor of life was in high spirits and seemed untroubled. However. he had earlier mentioned that he was to carry out a supervisory role with regards a proposed educational visit to the Peak District, most dismissed this as bravado brought on by over consumption of the grape !.

At first the Imbibing Committee of the Duck Flat Cap society were not put back by the Teaches continued absence from committee meetings, believing that the rumored trip to the Peaks may be true.

However as the days passed the committee have began to consider other reasons for the prolonged absence, and Alien Abduction has reared its ugly head.
The Teach is known to have dabbled with the supernatural and the occult, and has confided to fellow northern Flat Capper "Basher Hurley " that he believed he had been visited in the night by non human entities otherwise known as Aliens.

These thoughts were at first considered by Basher Hurley to be the mutterings of an unhinged inebriated ex schoolmaster, but after some considerable cogitation, he and the other committee members are of the opinion that Abduction in one form or the other may be the true reason for his absence.

Of course, he must just be recovering from the mother of all hangovers or be under house arrest, imposed by the charming Mrs Teach !!!

WE AWAIT HIS RETURN TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH, BECAUSE APPARENTLY , IT IS OUT THERE !