Ex military hardman and sexologist, Basher Hurley, is outraged at the suggestion that his recent triple bypass heart operation was a scam to cover up an extension to his manhood.
After a strenuous and lengthy workout with his dusky nurse, Basher Hurley made a surprise appearance at the Duck yesterday evening with his solicitor, Flight Lieutenant Stretchit-Andbashit, who provided the assembled imbibing and medical sub committee a portfolio of colour photographs as evidence that his manhood was untouched by the knife or other surgical procedure.As the Duck Flat Cap Society medical sub committee studied the photographs, Basher Hurley made protracted circuits of the pubs outer borders so as to ensure that the perimeter was secure.
He then strolled purposely, but with a noticible limp, to the bar where he ordered two pints of Guinness and a half measure of Barley Wine that he claimed was for his elderly mother waiting outside, tied to a lamp post.
However it was evident to all but Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff, that the Nurses Uniform viewed through the frosted glass window was indeed that of his trusty nurse, rather than his mother.
The folio of photographs appeared at first glance looked to have been doctored as they all had the appearance of extremely dark skin, whilst Basher Hurley was well known for his pale complexion.
Further more the views in the background of many of the photo's appeared to be of either Africa or the Caribbean, or a prison cell. Stranger still was a tattoo with the name "Winston" stretched along the length of the member.
The photographs will continue to be studied, and a further meeting between the Duck Flat Cap Society and Basher Hurley's lawyers will take place shortly
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