Cupid Stunt, the voluptuous former star of the stage and screen, has allegedly been linked to the Duck Flat Cap society and an intriguing three in a bed scandal with Ray the Dust and Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff.
It has long been rumoured that Cupid was a member of the Duck Flat Cap Society, having been introduced to the society by Cupids alleged one time lover and close confident Kenny Everett. Kenny Everett was allegedly a long time member of the DFCS, and had been closely associated with the flat capers ever since he began filming at the nearby studios located in Wembley in the late 1970's.
His relationship with miss Stunt lasted only a few weeks and it was not long before the young performer was drowning her sorrows at the Duck. At the time of her frequent appearances , Driver Chard was the chief recruiting officer for the Duck Flat Cap Society and was soon spending many hours with the starlet, and eventually obtained her signature to become a member of the society.
Flushed with success, it is alleged that Driver Chard feel head over heals on love with the buxom actress and began a six year affair with the spindly legged beauty.
However, this was soon to come to an abrupt end as Ray the Dust began to drink in the Duck. Before long the Chard the ace recruiter had worked his charms on the Dust and he was a paid up member of the Duck Flat Cap Society within two weeks of buying his first double diamond shandy. It was at this time that The Dust allegedly started his own lustful affair with Cupid Stunt.
The Chard at first was ignorant of this outrage, but was soon tipped of by the youthful Bazza Duck , who himself had noted the unbelievable curves of Cupid.
The following Thursday, after a committee meeting if the ethics and cinematography sub committee of the DFCS, Ray the Dust slipped upstairs for a secret rendezvous with the voluptuous Stunt. However when entering the room and diving on to the soiled sheets, failed to notice the crumpled body of Driver Chard, who was laying totally naked apart from his flat cap. The drunken and lustfull Dust was to far gone to desist from his amorous actions and before long the three bodies were entwined in an eel like mass of writhing flesh.
Before long all were asleep, and in the morning all left extremely sheepishly, hoping that the other parties would not notice.This indeed was the case, and nothing further has been said by the Dust and the Chard to this day !.
With regards to Cupid Stunt, she was last seen heading towards Belmont Circle with Pepe Le Puke, Little Legs Parkes and a youthful Basher Hurley, who was on leave from the military and studying part time for his certificate in Sexology.
More details will be released in due course.
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