AGEING NARCOLEPTIC DUSTMAN TO SING AT ROYAL WEDDING !!
Reports are reaching this blogger that council employee "Ray the Dust", an overweight and ageing part time member of the Duck Flat Cap Society, is to perform at the forthcoming Royal wedding.
This part time crooner, who is well known on the Costa Dell crime, and in particular the seedy Benidorm Karaoke circuit, has constantly failed to hit the mark when performing his trademark song "Mustang Sally".
In recent years the charismatic but overweight "Ray the Dust" has performed at many venues and has occasionally hit the right notes bringing the house in to rapacious applause. However, this has become very rare of late, and may well be linked to the excessive alcohol the the "Dust" is known to consume at the weekend.
In an attempt to stave of the melancholia that has began to overtake his ageing face, it is known that sad attempts to dye his thinning hair have taken place on more than one occasion, and once resulting in a ginger countenance that was the cause of much hilarity until scrubbed from his scalp.
It is hoped that if the rumours are true , and the "Dust" does perform at the Royal Wedding, that he keeps the "au naturel" look that he has recently taken on board. His some time manager"Pepe Le Puke" another diminutive overweight semi alcoholic refuse collector, has repeatably led the Dust astray, and it is hoped that he will not obtain admission to the Royal Wedding, as his attendance will ensure that the "Dusts" command performance would surely be his last !!!!!!!!!
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