MEMBERSHIP OUTRAGE AT "DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY"Unsubstantiated reports are reaching this blogger that, an embittered and troubled, well known middle eastern Potentate, has applied to join the foreign section of the "Duck Flat Cap Society".
These alleged rumours if true, will spread alarm and mistrust amongst certain members of the society, in particular the Honorary Secretary "Driver Chard of El Hadji Douff". Driver Chard who was once stationed in North Africa, has often vented his spleen recounting events that he encountered during his active service in the desert , and has more than once stated that a former enemy would join the "Duck Flat Cap Society" only over his dead body.
However, it has also recently been suggested that the Northern Section of the Society, who have often been linked with the outlawed and prescribed organisation known as the "Ekee Thump Brigade", support the selection of middle eastern Flat Capper's to the society. This is based on the misplaced belief that early pictographs and hieroglyphics found in tombs depict flat capped Pharaohs going about their daily business !.
Ex serviceman "Basher Hurley" a member of the Ekee Thump Faction, has already come out in favour of supporting the ageing Potentate's membership application, and it is believed that his northern associate and compatriot"Commissar Edmondson" is ready to "second" and rubber stamp his successful application.
This action would off course be strongly rejected and rebuffed by Driver Chard and his fellow colleagues Chelsea Duck, Bazzer and Horsington Smythe. The Honorary President and Secretary "Driver Chard" is of course most aggrieved by this course of events, as he will loose face if he does not commit Hari Kari as threatened earlier.
All will be revealed at the next meeting of the Consumption and membership committee, which is to convene early next week. A further report will follow at that time.
R.I.P JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020
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