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Wednesday 9 May 2012

DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY IN NAZI CONUNDRUM

DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY IN NAZI CONUNDRUM



Archivists working for the Duck Flat Cap society (DFCS) have allegedly uncovered previously unknown documents linking the society with Nazi Germany. 

The documents have been discovered in a bombed out bank vault in Berlin, and are alleged to disclose details of plans for the DFCS to relocate to Germany in the event that England and the Allies lost the war.

The documents include a detailed map of greater Berlin , including the proposed modernisation of the city, to be renamed "Welthauptstadt Germania" as  proposed by Albert Speer.
 The DFCS was to have new headquarters on the banks of the River Spree near to the proposed Volkshalle, designed by Hitler himself.


 The documents are said to be held in a leather document case that also incredibly also included a faded photograph of the societies current acting Chairman and President, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff.

This sepia photograph of the ten year old Chard is remarkable in that he is dressed in the uniform of the Schutzstaffel S.S and is signed by Albert Speer. Additional photographs appear to indicate that Driver Chard spent pre-war holidays in Berlin and its environs, and that he was familiar with Albert Speer and his family.

The bundle of documents also included an ancient Egyptian artifact that had an inscription on its base, wishing Driver Chard all the best for his future and that this artifact would bring his luck during his life.


This uncanny revelation is all the more incredible when you realise that Driver Chard carried out his military service in Egypt and has often talked of the miraculous way that he always keep out of trouble whilst those about him were smitten by the rebellious Egyptians fighting for Independence and ownership of the Suez canal.

It has long been established that the fledgling Duck Flat Cap Society was brought to prominence during the Early 20th Century due to the enterprises of the Chard clan and in particular due their links with the Masons and Templar's.

It is now believed that these close links were also spread like tentacles across Europe, and in particular Germany, where Albert Speer resided in his Nazi pomp and splendour. This would indicate why the DFCS were prepared to move to Berlin in the event that they defeated the Allies in the struggle for hegemony in Europe.  


Driver Chard has been approached by the Imbibing and procrastinating subcommittee of the Duck Flat Cap Society regarding these allegations and he has vehemently denied any link to Germany or Albert Speer.

However, he did agree that he occasionally carries a Stormtroopers Dagger with his initials engraved on to the hilt, but refuses to accept that this may link him to the Nazi's or Albert Speer.

The DFCS will continue to investigate the evidence as it unfolds in Berlin and will report its full findings in due course.

 

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