BASHER HURLEY IN MENTAL BREAKDOWN AFTER LINK WITH REPUBLICAN SYMPATHISERS REVEALED

BASHER HURLEY IN MENTAL BREAKDOWN AFTER LINK WITH REPUBLICAN SYMPATHISERS REVEALED

Ex military hard man, triple bypass survivor and full time sexologist, Basher Hurley has finally suffered a sever mental breakdown after revelations of a tawdry affair with a prominent anti royalist.

The former Duck Flat Cap Society (DFCS) military advisor and chief security officer, has unfortunately succumbed to the unabashed approaches of an experienced  Caribbean agent, and now has a full blown case of "Mad Albert Syndrome".

 MAD ALBERT SYNDROME

Sources in Moscow have allegedly discovered a link between Lambeth and Brixton based West Indian secret service agents and the KGB.

The link had originally been established during the Cuban missile Crisis but had remained in place, even continuing to exist after the collapse of the Soviet Union and the threat of a devastating nuclear attack.

It is allegedly well known by officials within the governments that sponsor and support NATO, including the United Kingdom, France and the British Commonwealth, that various West Indian states that are still officially linked to the monarchy, have been agitating for Republican Status for many years.

Their  plans to ditch the Queen as their figurehead and head of state are well known, but their link to the KGB has been overlooked for many years.

Basher Hurley has previously operated in this clandestine world, when he was seconded to the SAS whilst stationed in the Falkland Islands, just after the last conflict in the south Atlantic.

 This secondment had placed Basher Hurley in a compromising position, as his role collating and deciphering Argentine ciphers and  messages for the crown, had placed him in conflict with his burgeoning anti Royalist beliefs.

These beliefs originally grew from his involvement with a fascist band of criminals in Naples Italy, whilst he was stationed there as a military observer, attached to the USA 8^th fleet.These criminal gangs traced their history back to the revolutionary "Garibaldi" who helped defeat the various Italian monarchies to establish the Italian Republic in the nineteenth century.

The opportunity to sell contraband and drugs via his USA base connections was too much for the sex mad flight sergeant, and his temptation soon led to an unfortunate incident with a black Argentine prostitute and Madame, allegedly named "Signora Madonna Berlusconi".

 His depraved  sexual acts with this queen of smut and lust were filmed by members of the Cosa Nostra and leaked to the  8^th Fleets security service. Soon Basher Hurley was on the pay role of both organisations under the threat of being revealed as a sexual pervert, with a strange penchant for ageing overweight South American lard arses.

It is now thought that a copy of this sick Cine 8 film has been converted to video, and a copy shown to Basher Hurley as he recovered from his recent triple bypass operation.

 After being approached by a number of seedy characters during his hospitalisation, including the DFCS’s own Dave the Teach, Basher Hurley succumbed to sexual entrapment by his team of medical nurses.

This team of ex military west Indian nurses is headed by a former Miss West Indies who is a  known political agitator, and was especially prominent  during the early seventies.    

These revelations has now been uncovered by a special DFCS unit set up by a suspecting Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff, who successfully obtained a copy of the video via his links with a local Italian barber.

Supporting Driver Chard in his allegations is failed Karaoke singer Ray the Dust who has recently branched out in to apprehending Bail Bond dodgers, and has taken the nick name "Ray the Dog Dust" 

The facts were revealed to Basher at the last committee meeting and the results are only to evident from the photographic evidence posted here.

At present Basher Hurley has retreated from public duty and is believed to be emigrating to the West Indies.

Further details will be published in due course.