SEISMIC RUMBLINGS AT THE COURT OF GOOD TASTE

 SEISMIC RUMBLINGS AT THE COURT OF GOOD TASTE

Good order was in short supply at the recent opening of Professor Imma Northernbugger's latest experimental project in debauchery. 

Located in the old town at the intersection of Love Lane and Humberto's Back Passage, the modest building exudes Northernbugger's standard hallmarks of precocious ignorance, intolerance and attitude.

 The Professor has significantly failed to nullify his tendency to offend, and has inordinately succeeded in offending all classes and sub-structures of society. Indeed, as a project of distaste, he has proficiently exceeded all of his previous dubious enterprises with his latest carbuncle. 

From an early age Northernbugger has followed a path trodden by a plethora of  Victorian and Edwardian disciples of antisocial behaviour, and was a founding member of the"Grit and Spit" architectural movement.

 Grit and Spit had been originally initiated whilst the professor was still in secondary education at his local grammar school, whilst experimenting with his sexuality and corrosive materials. The idea was taken forward by the teenage Northernbugger and after the passing of several patents by the relevant authorities, the entity was legally incorporated with himself as chairman and majority shareholder. The remaining shareholding being taken up by his reluctant father and uncle

He had been earmarked by his father to work in the local shipyard as a welder or riveter, as had his brothers and cousins for generations before him. However, Imma Northernbugger realised that life amongst the flames and scorching heat created by the pounding and stretching of steel was not for him, and he stealthily plotted a more sedentary lifestyle from his early teenage years. 

Many hours misspent in the chemistry lab and science faculty had nurtured a curiosity that manifested itself in a need to create structures that others solemnly abjured. 

To be continued......