AGEING "WEMBLEY FOOT TAPPERS" PUT ON A SUPRISE PERFORMANCE
It has recently been disclosed that an alcohol fuelled WWB, together with a number of the ageing "Wembley foot tappers", put on a surprise performance at the O2 recently, followed by an outrageous impromptu performance on the top floor of the 18 night bus.
This bid at regaining some of his former glory, is a sad indictment of the descent in to despair of the self styled Professor of Funk , as the allegedly overweight and rambling “One Seed” tries to re ignite the hedonistic life style of his youth.
It has been suggested that by setting up the new revivalist Jazz Funk troupe “Global Village, the very name its self a sad throw back to the clubbing life style of the 1970’s, he is setting himself a challenge that many commentators believe may prove unattainable.
However, time will prove whether the sad return to the upper floors of the 18 night bus is just a temporary blimp on WWB's return to the top, and the recently announced Xmas event in the name of "Global Village" could well turn out to be the turning point for the "Professor of Funk" .
Further details will not be released.
1 / 11 / 2019 - RIP Winnie Brown
It has recently been disclosed that an alcohol fuelled WWB, together with a number of the ageing "Wembley foot tappers", put on a surprise performance at the O2 recently, followed by an outrageous impromptu performance on the top floor of the 18 night bus.
This bid at regaining some of his former glory, is a sad indictment of the descent in to despair of the self styled Professor of Funk , as the allegedly overweight and rambling “One Seed” tries to re ignite the hedonistic life style of his youth.
It has been suggested that by setting up the new revivalist Jazz Funk troupe “Global Village, the very name its self a sad throw back to the clubbing life style of the 1970’s, he is setting himself a challenge that many commentators believe may prove unattainable.
However, time will prove whether the sad return to the upper floors of the 18 night bus is just a temporary blimp on WWB's return to the top, and the recently announced Xmas event in the name of "Global Village" could well turn out to be the turning point for the "Professor of Funk" .
Recent developments have seen WWB deported from the UK for undisclosed offences involving copious quantities of red wine, Guinness, lederhosen and talcum powder.
It is alleged that he is currently holed up in a secret location in Jamaica, whilst he undergoes therapy and treatment for his delusions of grandeur, alcoholism and a severe handkerchief fetish.
Further details will not be released.
1 / 11 / 2019 - RIP Winnie Brown
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