CHAIRMAN SUN YET BLOGGSReports are reaching the west, that an expatriate cockney, the self styled "Chairman Sun Yet Bloggs" has unsuccessfully attempted to overthrow the government of Xiang gang (Hong Kong).
Bloggs, as we shall call this eastern potentate, has made numerous visits to this far eastern enclave of capitalism, usually under the undignified guise of an English Rugby Union fan.
He has often been spotted at the Excelsior Hotel drinking large quantities of Guinness and Real Ale in the British Bar located in the basement of the bourgeois building.
His rent activities have reportedly included clandestine meetings with members of the Cantonese Triad Mafiosi, and playing mahjong whilst smoking opium in to the early hours of the morning.
It is with these associates that Bloggs allegedly made an unsuccessful mad dash for control of this Chinese enclave, only being thwarted by his use of Cockney Rhyming slang confusing his followers when they tried to follow his instructions .
Further details of this intriguing storey will be posted in due course.
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