THE CORIOLIS EFFECT

THE CORIOLIS EFFECT

Gaspard-Gustave Coriolis and Newton’s laws of motion have a lot to answer for!

Whilst the coriolis and centrifugal forces are a by product of the Coriolis Effect, it is a little known fact that when wind is passed from the body by way of a rasping thumping fart, depending on the hemisphere you are standing on, the fart will spin clockwise or anti clockwise.

This strange effect has altered the course of history on many occasions. It is a little known fact that during the battle of Trafalgar, taking place off the south western cost of Imperial Espania, it was a wayward fart emitted from the anal orifice of Captain Bottomblower, that caused a huge low pressure area to form in the atmosphere around the ship, making the air to flow in strongly towards it, until being deflected perpendicular to its velocity by the coriolis force.

This in turn had an adverse effect on the joint French and Spanish fleet, disabling there close knit navigation and effecting there manoeuvrability, as being in the northern hemisphere the wind suddenly changed direction due to the deflection in the winds caused by the coriolis force, enabling the English to gain control and win the day.

This of course, is little taught in the nations schools, but has been suppressed due to the influence of the secretive society known as the “Coriolis Brotherhood of Wind” that has its head office in Madrid, but has connections with Westminster and Eton.

So there we are, with out the coriolis Effect, and its younger brother, the Coriolis Force, we in Britain, and probably the USA would all be speaking, writing and communicating in either Spanish or French, rather then Somali, Hindi, Gujarati, Polish, Bengali, Turkish, Kosovan an occasionally English.

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