THE BOTHERING OF ELIZABETH FERNKETTLE

 THE BOTHERING OF ELIZABETH FERNKETTLE


Elizabeth Fernkettle was born in Yorkshire, just outside the small town of Otley at the turn of the eighteenth century.She was an only child and was regularly thrashed by her retarded and neanderthal like parents from an early age.

Her father Nathanial Fernkettle was a professional ferret trainer and "dwarf botherer", who at the age of twenty had married Ernestine Monkfish, as the  result of an unfortunate accident.


Having consumed one too many tankards of Yorkshire bitter, and more than a couple large malt whiskies, he had fallen when leaving the local tavern and broken his arm in two places.

As he lay there drifting in out of consciousness Ernestine Monkfish had stumbled across him and placed his stupefied head on here considerable and damp lap. She managed to convey him back to her wooden hovel situated a few yards from where he had fallen, muttering that she would nurse him back to health.

The next day Nathanial awoke next to the hideous naked body of Ernestine. He quickly tried to rise from the soiled mattress but was unable due to a hemp cord twisted tightly around his legs and injured arms.

When the bloated mess otherwise known as Ernestine awoke, she motioned towards Nathanial and asked him to indulge in sex.

 He shouted NO !, but was soon in agony as she tightened the cord around his broken arms. In terrible and excruciating pain, he soon gave in to her revolting suggestion and nine months later, Elisabeth Fernkettle was born.

She weighed fifteen pounds at birth, and Ernestine had almost died giving birth to the grizzly child.


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