THE TREATY OF WESTPHALIA (1648) REPUDIATED BY DRIVER CHARD OF EL HADJ DUIFF
In an astonishing statement Driver Chard, acting president and chairman of the Duck Flat Cap Society, has repudiated and rejected the "Peace of Westphalia" as described and agreed by the various agreements designated under the title - "The Treaty of Westphalia".
The Treaty / Peace of Westphalia was a series of peace treaties signed between May and October 1648 in Osnabruck and Munster. These treaties ended the Thirty Years War (1618–1648) in the Holy Roman Empire, The Bohemian War of Turdoxian and Glumpug resistance (1620-1648) in Croxley Green and Greater Moravia, and the Eighty Years War (1568–1648) between Spain and the Dutch Republic, with Spain formally recognising the independence of the Dutch Republic.
Driver Chard wishes the map of Europe to be rearranged so that Germany disintegrates in to a thousand city states, Bishoprics and Duchies, Switzerland returns to the re configured Holy Roman Empire,( to be renamed the Holy Chard Empire after the relevant plebiscite), and The Netherlands, including Belgium, returned to Spanish sovereignty.
Driver Chard's reasoning being that it would be much easier to travel to Spain for a sun drenched holiday if you only had to travel across the channel to Amsterdam or Brussels, and that a combined Switzerland and Austria would offer far greater savings on lift passes in ski resorts during a winter break.
He also claims to be a direct descendant of Charlemagne,via his Lotharingian lineage,and a distant relative of the Hapsburg's, thus his claim to the throne of the Holy Roman / Chard Empire.
Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff is to demand that the United Nations pass a resolution ratifying his dream, and as such, the septuagenarian silver fox is to travel to the United Nations building in New York this weekend, and will attend a specially convened emergency meeting of the Security Council, having gained admittance as a delegate of the esteemed Duck Flat Cap Society.
Further details will be published in due course.
R.I.P JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020
In an astonishing statement Driver Chard, acting president and chairman of the Duck Flat Cap Society, has repudiated and rejected the "Peace of Westphalia" as described and agreed by the various agreements designated under the title - "The Treaty of Westphalia".
The Treaty / Peace of Westphalia was a series of peace treaties signed between May and October 1648 in Osnabruck and Munster. These treaties ended the Thirty Years War (1618–1648) in the Holy Roman Empire, The Bohemian War of Turdoxian and Glumpug resistance (1620-1648) in Croxley Green and Greater Moravia, and the Eighty Years War (1568–1648) between Spain and the Dutch Republic, with Spain formally recognising the independence of the Dutch Republic.
Driver Chard wishes the map of Europe to be rearranged so that Germany disintegrates in to a thousand city states, Bishoprics and Duchies, Switzerland returns to the re configured Holy Roman Empire,( to be renamed the Holy Chard Empire after the relevant plebiscite), and The Netherlands, including Belgium, returned to Spanish sovereignty.
He also claims to be a direct descendant of Charlemagne,via his Lotharingian lineage,and a distant relative of the Hapsburg's, thus his claim to the throne of the Holy Roman / Chard Empire.
Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff is to demand that the United Nations pass a resolution ratifying his dream, and as such, the septuagenarian silver fox is to travel to the United Nations building in New York this weekend, and will attend a specially convened emergency meeting of the Security Council, having gained admittance as a delegate of the esteemed Duck Flat Cap Society.
Further details will be published in due course.
R.I.P JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020
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