DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY IN GRAB FOR WORLD DOMINATION
The genteel worlds of Flat Cap societies has been rocked by the astounding news that the Duck Flat Cap Society has stirred from years of slumber and is extending its membership tentacle's across the globe.
After three years of stagnation, fuelled by the twin catastrophes of Covid and the death of it long term president Driver Chard, the society has determined to establish itself across the far reaches of the known world.
After an extraordinary meeting of the Expansion and Procrastination sub section of the society, a vote was put to the membership who wholeheartedly endorsed the expansion of the society. Areas selected for subjugation to the yoke of the society include Weymouth, Marseilles, Barrow and the Welsh valleys. However, many other locations are under scrutiny and will be added to the hit list at the next meeting of the society.
The hierarchy of the society is ever evolving, and since the untimely death of Driver Chard, the top seat has been kept warm by a collection potential potentates who have rotated the exhalated position between themselves in a timely but sometimes rumbustious manner. Each temporary Czar has fallen foul of egotism and belligerence at some time of their presidency, but with exception of Little Legs Parkes, who was expelled and banished due to an obnoxious outburst, each has exited their temporary chair when required.
However, an continuing mute point is the recovery of the fabled Regalia, which is believed to be held somewhere on the vast estates of the Chard confederacy. The lost regalia is still an active issue with a number of committee members and it is thought that action to recover the sacred heirlooms may take place in the near future.
To be continued.....
