THE NAKED FOX WHISTLER
Scandal mongering residents of a leafy suburb of Watford have created a local militia, so as to hunt down and destroy an intriguing interloper that they have named "The naked fox whistler".
Frequently spotted ogling and whistling at female residents, the overweight and aging flasher is always in a state of undress when assailing his unfortunate targets. Believed to be a former failed dustcart operative, his portly naked figure has become a common feature of the roads and streets of Carpenters Park and the surrounding environment.
Although believed to be harmless and non threatening due to a medical condition that renders his manhood motionless, he is still feared by the young and old female populations of the leafy estate.
After a long life of malingering and seedy incidents, The Dust, as the "Naked Fox Whistler" has been additionally christened by the local inhabitants, ended his working career as a part time refuse truck driver on the shortest shift pattern he could obtain from the unscrupulous officials who oversaw his monosyllabic and ghost like appearances at work.
Recurring injuries to his hammer toed feet and inflexible digits rendered his pay packets to little more than a running commentary on his sick record. Where most people have bonuses and additional work performance related payments , the dusts sole monetary contribution was headed "sick pay".
As well as being a failed worker, he was also a failed Karaoke singer with a penchant for 1950's pop hits that were delivered with a painfully unmelodic thrash.
To be continued.....
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