EDERSON LADYGARTEN GOES TO TOWN
Ederson Ladygarten was a part time gardener from Ringwould, with a penchant for long tangled hair like grass.
He had spent his early life and formative years believing to be the heir apparent to the 11th Duke Pubic of the Gilded Razor, and was shocked to find at the age of thirteen, that he was effectively disinherited due to be being an illegitimate bastard.
Bypassing this set back Ederson teamed up with his child hood buddy and side kick, Tom "Tommy" Tommyknocker, and experimented with gardening technics on his fellow inmates at the local secure home for children.
Tommy Tommyknocker had had an unfortunate beginning to his life when he was diagnosed with haemophilia after an accident involving a mince grinder and an old copy of a Edwardian poster detailing a show girl and her knickerbockers.
After a series of operations to unmangle his immature manhood he was forewarned that his unfortunate disease would ensure his early and untimely death if he continued to lacerate his body for unnatural sexual pleasure.
Ederson and Tommy enjoyed there gardening exploits, and were often engaged in intimate operations and exploratory technics at the adjacent Convent. The convent was run by a cohort of unfrocked Nuns who has been expelled from any number of brethren and sistren benefices.
To be continued....
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