WAS RASPUTIN AN ALIEN ?
Resent research by Russian academics studying previously restricted state archives at the Kremlin, have allegedly discovered that the body of the murdered monk was never recovered from the icy river that he fell in to during his supposed assassination in December 1916.
Although a corpse was later found on the banks of the river Neva, the documents reveal that a full identification of Rasputin was not attained due to the decomposed nature of the body, and lack of modern techniques of identifying a corpse. The records go on to indicate that the body was probably that of a Ukrainian peasant that had been shot by the police the previous day. This identification being most probable due to the tattoo on his lower leg that revealed his prisoner number from his recent incarceration at the Lubyanka in Moscow.
Earlier that evening when Rasputin had been the guest of his assassins, Grand Duke Dmitri Pavlovich, Prince Yusupov and Vladimir Purishkevich, each of the aristocratic fay homosexuals had noted that imbibing huge quantities of alcohol had no effect on the charismatic priest, and all attempts to render him unfit through drink and drugs had failed.
It is a matter of record, that they each stated to the police after their arrest for the supposed murder, that he was not human and must have come from another world.
This was after they had pumped his body with bullets from an American revolver until his body slumped to the floor, but although bleeding profusely he refused to die and continued to make fast his escape, until being pushed in to the icy adjacent river that flowed passed the imperial palace in Petrograd.
The uncovered records go on to indicate that the Czar was convinced that the mad monk was an alien and not of this earth. This was belief had been formed due to his uncanny and unnerving hold over his wife, the Czarina, and the way he was able to manipulate all those about him, including his military advisers and government. Indeed Czar Nicholas II had spent many hours with his secret police trying to identify the monks origins, but was always unable to uncover any corroborated evidence of his existence prior to arriving at the imperial court.
The newly released documentation allegedly goes on to indicate that the research in to the mad monks past had included the investigation of a mysterious object in the Siberian sky's a year prior to Rasputin's appearance on the Royal scene.
The Tunguska incident had taken place in 1908 when a supposed comet had struck the Siberian heartland causing an explosion heard for many hundreds of miles. The forest surrounding the impact site was completely laid bare, with the trees stretched out across the landscape as if smitten by a heavenly Goliath.
The assumption has always been that a comet smashed in to the earth and until now this has not been challenged, but the uncovered documents allegedly support a completely different assessment of the incident. They allege that the impact crater and devastation was caused by an alien space ship landing , and that this craft released its cargo of humanoid life forms so as to intersperse with the Russian community. The records go on to suggest that Rasputin was only one of these aliens unleashed upon the Russian hinterland, and that the great events that followed this event were in some way orchestrated by these alien interlopers.
These events have been brought to the attention of the Duck Flat Cap Society, and the History and Russian studies sub Committee recently debated the findings at the Duck. At the tempestuous meeting the acting President and chairman, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff , took objection to the suggestion that we were being infiltrated by aliens as he knew that aliens did not exist due to an article in the Daily Mail that he had read in 1959. This outburst by the ruddy face pensioner caused Professor Dave the Teach to jump from his seat exclaiming that the old man was a buffoon and that the uncovered documents were further proof of his own earlier abduction by Aliens, as detailed in an earlier bulletin.
The remainder of the sub committee decided to adjourn the meeting so that Driver Chard could receive medical attention as he was by now apocalyptic with rage and threatening to remove his flat cap. Professor Dave the Teach was also in need of medical assistance and ex military hard man and sexologist Basher Hurley, was soon administering first aide by way of mouth to mouth resuscitation. However, it was later established that the Professor had collapsed due to his alcohol intake but was otherwise medically fit.
A further meeting will take place after Driver Chard has recovered, Dave the Teach has sobered up, and the committee have had time to read the full documentation that is to be published in a national newspaper soon.
Further details will be published in due course.
Resent research by Russian academics studying previously restricted state archives at the Kremlin, have allegedly discovered that the body of the murdered monk was never recovered from the icy river that he fell in to during his supposed assassination in December 1916.
Although a corpse was later found on the banks of the river Neva, the documents reveal that a full identification of Rasputin was not attained due to the decomposed nature of the body, and lack of modern techniques of identifying a corpse. The records go on to indicate that the body was probably that of a Ukrainian peasant that had been shot by the police the previous day. This identification being most probable due to the tattoo on his lower leg that revealed his prisoner number from his recent incarceration at the Lubyanka in Moscow.
Earlier that evening when Rasputin had been the guest of his assassins, Grand Duke Dmitri Pavlovich, Prince Yusupov and Vladimir Purishkevich, each of the aristocratic fay homosexuals had noted that imbibing huge quantities of alcohol had no effect on the charismatic priest, and all attempts to render him unfit through drink and drugs had failed.
It is a matter of record, that they each stated to the police after their arrest for the supposed murder, that he was not human and must have come from another world.
This was after they had pumped his body with bullets from an American revolver until his body slumped to the floor, but although bleeding profusely he refused to die and continued to make fast his escape, until being pushed in to the icy adjacent river that flowed passed the imperial palace in Petrograd.
The uncovered records go on to indicate that the Czar was convinced that the mad monk was an alien and not of this earth. This was belief had been formed due to his uncanny and unnerving hold over his wife, the Czarina, and the way he was able to manipulate all those about him, including his military advisers and government. Indeed Czar Nicholas II had spent many hours with his secret police trying to identify the monks origins, but was always unable to uncover any corroborated evidence of his existence prior to arriving at the imperial court.
The newly released documentation allegedly goes on to indicate that the research in to the mad monks past had included the investigation of a mysterious object in the Siberian sky's a year prior to Rasputin's appearance on the Royal scene.
The Tunguska incident had taken place in 1908 when a supposed comet had struck the Siberian heartland causing an explosion heard for many hundreds of miles. The forest surrounding the impact site was completely laid bare, with the trees stretched out across the landscape as if smitten by a heavenly Goliath.
The assumption has always been that a comet smashed in to the earth and until now this has not been challenged, but the uncovered documents allegedly support a completely different assessment of the incident. They allege that the impact crater and devastation was caused by an alien space ship landing , and that this craft released its cargo of humanoid life forms so as to intersperse with the Russian community. The records go on to suggest that Rasputin was only one of these aliens unleashed upon the Russian hinterland, and that the great events that followed this event were in some way orchestrated by these alien interlopers.
These events have been brought to the attention of the Duck Flat Cap Society, and the History and Russian studies sub Committee recently debated the findings at the Duck. At the tempestuous meeting the acting President and chairman, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff , took objection to the suggestion that we were being infiltrated by aliens as he knew that aliens did not exist due to an article in the Daily Mail that he had read in 1959. This outburst by the ruddy face pensioner caused Professor Dave the Teach to jump from his seat exclaiming that the old man was a buffoon and that the uncovered documents were further proof of his own earlier abduction by Aliens, as detailed in an earlier bulletin.
The remainder of the sub committee decided to adjourn the meeting so that Driver Chard could receive medical attention as he was by now apocalyptic with rage and threatening to remove his flat cap. Professor Dave the Teach was also in need of medical assistance and ex military hard man and sexologist Basher Hurley, was soon administering first aide by way of mouth to mouth resuscitation. However, it was later established that the Professor had collapsed due to his alcohol intake but was otherwise medically fit.
A further meeting will take place after Driver Chard has recovered, Dave the Teach has sobered up, and the committee have had time to read the full documentation that is to be published in a national newspaper soon.
Further details will be published in due course.
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