THE BOHEMIAN LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN - THE BEGINNING
As the dust settled on the London riots of 2011, a breakaway section of the Duck Flat Cap Society had obtained Royal approval to set up "The Bohemian League of Gentlemen" for the protection of Public Houses and associated Ale Houses.
This Royal Charter, set up to protect the imbibing establishments of North West London, in particular Harrow Weald, North Harrow and Northwood Hills, had the full backing of The Campaign for Real Lager "CAMRLAG" together with the full support of The Duck Flat Cap Society and its affiliate associations, including the northern agitator's, the Northern based Ekee Thump Brigade .
The first meeting of the Bohemian League of Gentlemen took place on Friday 19th August 2011 at Northwood Hills when a small band of work weary imbibers met to discuss the events of recent weeks, the start of the Premier League and the likely hood of Man United winning the league again after scoring 15 goals in additional "Ferguson Time". Matters concerning the safety of local hostelry's were also discussed, and a captain and President were elected for the fledgling groups Imbibing and Consumption Committee.
Of particular interest to the casual bystander, was the successful attempt by Horatio Loafmeister to swallow a pint of best Lager in less than 2.5 seconds, and thus take the record from the stout and robust Lance Corporal Blaney, who has held the record since 1948.
As expected, ex East German spy and Bilingual stenographer "The Mosenelle" attempted to consume 25 milliliters of Ice cold Lager in less than 30 minutes but sadly failed.
Slides and sketches from recent vacations in Barcelona were shown by "Boozey" Creed and Horsington "The Horse" Smythe, and Horatio Loafmeister sung Hungarian love songs and Afghanistan lullabies throughout the evening.
A representative from the Imbibing and consumption committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society was also invited to ensure that proceedings went to hand, and that there was no divergence from the Leagues Royal charter takes place.
Further reports will be available after the next meeting of the Bohemian League Of Gentlemen in due course.
As the dust settled on the London riots of 2011, a breakaway section of the Duck Flat Cap Society had obtained Royal approval to set up "The Bohemian League of Gentlemen" for the protection of Public Houses and associated Ale Houses.
This Royal Charter, set up to protect the imbibing establishments of North West London, in particular Harrow Weald, North Harrow and Northwood Hills, had the full backing of The Campaign for Real Lager "CAMRLAG" together with the full support of The Duck Flat Cap Society and its affiliate associations, including the northern agitator's, the Northern based Ekee Thump Brigade .
The first meeting of the Bohemian League of Gentlemen took place on Friday 19th August 2011 at Northwood Hills when a small band of work weary imbibers met to discuss the events of recent weeks, the start of the Premier League and the likely hood of Man United winning the league again after scoring 15 goals in additional "Ferguson Time". Matters concerning the safety of local hostelry's were also discussed, and a captain and President were elected for the fledgling groups Imbibing and Consumption Committee.
As expected, ex East German spy and Bilingual stenographer "The Mosenelle" attempted to consume 25 milliliters of Ice cold Lager in less than 30 minutes but sadly failed.
Slides and sketches from recent vacations in Barcelona were shown by "Boozey" Creed and Horsington "The Horse" Smythe, and Horatio Loafmeister sung Hungarian love songs and Afghanistan lullabies throughout the evening.
A representative from the Imbibing and consumption committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society was also invited to ensure that proceedings went to hand, and that there was no divergence from the Leagues Royal charter takes place.
Further reports will be available after the next meeting of the Bohemian League Of Gentlemen in due course.
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