Records recently uncovered by the Whitechapel and Heligioland Academy of Butchery and Prostitution have revealed that the murderous Jack The Ripper was no other than the equally famous actress and entertainer Lillie Langtry.
Miss Langtry is of course famous for being the lover and mistress of the then Prince of Wales, the future King Edward V11, and was known to be involved with the east London underworld at the time of the Whitechapel murders carried out by the notorious Jack the Ripper.
The murders of the Whitechapel prostitutes have been studied by historians and crime enthusiasts aver since the first murder took place in 1888. However all have apparently overlooked the evidence that has been unearthed by the students of the previously unheralded "Whitechapel and Heliogoland Academy of Butchery and Prostitution".
A close friend of Oscar Wilde, Lillie Langtry was well placed in society with associates in both the aristocracy and the seedy low life of the east London underworld. However, most important to this story is the previously unknown fact that prior to Lillie Langtry's entry to the world of prostitution and theatre, she was a qualified butcher, having been apprenticed to a Boston butcher in her early teens.
Secret documents , long believed to have been secreted within the Royal Archives at Windsor Castle, include certification of her membership of the "Guild of Butchers and Poultry Slaughterers", a document that Lillie passed to the future King of England after his remark that her ferocious sexual behaviour was akin to a butcher slaughtering a beast ready for devouring at the table. This certificate, bearing the seal of the Guild was written in ox blood and was remarkably like the infamous latter letter sent to Inspector Frederick Abberline of the Metropolitan Police.
It had long been suggested in academic circles that Oscar Wilde was allegedly aware of the identity of Jack the Ripper, but it has never been previously supposed or suggested that his close confident and friend, the Kings Whore, was the female perpetrator of the despicable Whitechapel murders.
It has allegedly been reported that Lillie was indeed a female misogynist, with a deep seated hatred of woman, and in particular prostitutes and whores, with the supreme irony that herself was indeed the countries greatest whore at time of these despicable murderous events.
A further investigation has allegedly revealed that Lillie was a regular visitor to Mitre Square and Hanbury Street whilst she was engaged in an earlier strategy of trying to convert the local prostitutes to a life on the stage. However these efforts were short lived and only left the Kings Whore with an even greater wish to dispose of these cheap and stinking whores and remove them violently and abruptly from society.
Thus we await further information from the papers uncovered by the endeavours of the Whitechapel and Heligioland Academy of Butchery and Prostitution prior to updating you further.
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