ALERT !!!
BEWARE OF THE ABOVE SIMPLETON WHO HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN LOCAL HOSTELRIES IN THE LOCALITY OF HARROW WEALDSTONE.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH HIM AS HE WILL IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPT TO EXACT FUNDS FROM YOU TO SUPPLEMENT HIS BURGEONING DRINKING HABIT.
IF SEEN, PLEASE REPORT TO THE CONSUMPTION COMMITTEE OF THE "DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY".
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