The Author

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Saturday, 27 March 2010

PEDERSON - For it isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it.


Peter P "Von" Pederson, the vile by product of a liaison between a corrupt syphilitic Prussian Baron and a blind Lithuanian whore, has been spotted in Asuncion whilst having a seedy assignation with his gay lover, Heinrich Spielspitter.

Whilst his nefarious movements have been closely monitored for many years, he has recently managed to slip the attention of the various agencies following his affairs.

The Bundesamt fur Verassungsschutz
and Mossad have passed there information to MI5 who are closely monitoring the present situation.

More to follow in due course.

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