ALLEGED UNSUBSTANTIATED RECENT RESEARCH BY " THE WEALDSTONE, GOODWIN SANDS AND CRICKLEWOOD INSTITUTE OF DIETARY WELL BEING" HAS ALLEGEDLY PROVED THAT A GOOD CURRY IS THE BEST FOOD FOR YOU IF YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM ANY MEDICAL CONDITION.
THIS INCLUDES ALL BROKEN BONES, CARDIAC PROBLEMS, ARTHRITIS, DISEASES OF THE LUNGS, SEXUAL ORGANS, BUNIONS,FLATULENCE, MENTAL DISORDER ETC.
FURTHER MORE, A VATICAN SOURCE HAS DIVULGED THAT A RECENTLY DISCOVERED PAPAL BULL FROM 1503 ISSUED BY PIUS 111 CONTAINED AN EDICT CONFIRMING THAT A CERTAIN SPICY FOOD FROM THE INDIAN SUB CONTINENT HAD A DIVINE PURPOSE, AND THAT IT WAS TO BE PROPOSED THAT A LAMB KARIA AND NAN BREAD WERE TO REPLACE THE USUAL WAFER AT COMMUNION.
IN VIEW OF THIS RECENT INFORMATION, I FEEL IT IS ONLY FAIR THAT THE GOVERNMENT IMMEDIATELY GRANT AT LEAST TWO FREE CURRIES PER MONTH FOR EACH MEMBER OF THE ELECTORAL REGISTER TO BE CONSUMED WITH THE FREE BEER DISCUSSED IN AN EARLIER POST.
PLEASE E MAIL OR WRITE TO YOUR LOCAL MP WITH A REQUEST TO THIS EFFECT.
I have contacted my local MP as you requested , however he has informed me not to be so stupid and that if i bothered him again he would inform the Police.
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