DRIVER CHARD IN BILDERBERG INTRIGUE
The
International grouping of the worlds top Bankers, Industrial fat cats
and Politicians, who have allegedly been infiltrated by high ranking
members of the Duck Flat Cap Society, have recently
met at a secure location In Watford, a location only a couple of miles
from the headquarters of the DFCS.
The highly secret group that first met in 1954, meet once a year to discuss how they are going to run the world for the following twelve months. The individual invitees are selected by a central committee of political and banking behemoths, who individually are allegedly also members of the Freemasons and the Illuminate.
The Duck Flat Cap society were again invited to send a member to the meeting of the worlds movers and shakers, in recognition of the political and social standing that the august body have within the heart and soul of the corporate and social networks of the United Kingdom. In view of his intricate knowledge of all things political and his intimate working knowledge of his I Pad, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff was selected to represent the DFCS.
The highly secret group that first met in 1954, meet once a year to discuss how they are going to run the world for the following twelve months. The individual invitees are selected by a central committee of political and banking behemoths, who individually are allegedly also members of the Freemasons and the Illuminate.
The Duck Flat Cap society were again invited to send a member to the meeting of the worlds movers and shakers, in recognition of the political and social standing that the august body have within the heart and soul of the corporate and social networks of the United Kingdom. In view of his intricate knowledge of all things political and his intimate working knowledge of his I Pad, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff was selected to represent the DFCS.
Although not confirmed, it is believed that Driver Chard addressed the assembled brethren on Saturday evening after inviting them to his working mans club in Kenton.
Wearing his full unwashed Fulham FC football kit and a black trilby, he entertained the worlds leaders by regaling them with tails of his time in the eastern desert during the Suez crisis.
Wearing his full unwashed Fulham FC football kit and a black trilby, he entertained the worlds leaders by regaling them with tails of his time in the eastern desert during the Suez crisis.
Photographs of a camel performing sexual acts with his batman were also distributed, together with various artefacts believed to have been obtained from the local Pasha's harem. It is believed that an exhibition of the sordid exhibits is to take place in Soho in the near future.
It
has longed been suggested by London and New York intelligentsia that the membership of the Duck Flat Cap Society have included numerous NATO Commanders who are based at "North West Europe command HQ" in
nearby Northwood Hills.
However, earlier rumours that Driver Chard was temporary in charge of North West Europe's military elite after returning from the Egyptian desert have not been confirmed, although the octogenarian warmonger often sits at his seat in the Duck with a signed photograph of President Eisenhower and General Patton's revolvers at his side.
He has also been known to talk, after three pints of best Bitter, about friendly conversations with president Kennedy and frustrating conversations with an ever sweating Richard Nixon.
It should not be forgotten that Bentley Priory, a former Air Force base and command centre
for NATO, is also situated only a mile from the Duck In The Pond, the headquarters of the Duck Flat Cap Society (DFCS).
During the 2nd World War it is alleged that
Winston Churchill regularly traversed these tunnels
as he sped between commanding the victory over the Hun at the Battle of
Britain from Bentley Priory and necking a gallon of the local best
bitter and smoking a couple of humongous cigars.
Indeed, former military operatives Driver Chard of El Hadj Duif and Basher Hurley, have both sworn on the club rule book to the effect that secret tunnels run from Bentley Priory to the cellar of the Duck. This has also been verified by Chelsea Dave who has previously reconnoitred the basement and cellar of the duck under the guise of maintenance work.
At this moment the DFCS are not able to confirm what was discussed at the meeting of the Bilderberg Group, but further information will be released as soon as it is to hand.
R.I.P JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020
Indeed, former military operatives Driver Chard of El Hadj Duif and Basher Hurley, have both sworn on the club rule book to the effect that secret tunnels run from Bentley Priory to the cellar of the Duck. This has also been verified by Chelsea Dave who has previously reconnoitred the basement and cellar of the duck under the guise of maintenance work.
At this moment the DFCS are not able to confirm what was discussed at the meeting of the Bilderberg Group, but further information will be released as soon as it is to hand.
R.I.P JOHN CHARD 1933 - 2020
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