BASHER HURLEY IN INTELLIGENCE LEAK OUTRAGE

BASHER HURLEY IN INTELLIGENCE LEAK OUTRAGE

Basher Hurley, ex military hard man and sexologist has allegedly been sighted in Moscow after leaking secret Duck Flat Cap Society files to the media. However sightings have also been reported in Havana and Northolt.

Basher Hurley’s last known location was Benidorm in south east Spain, where he declared his intent to release the contents hundreds of secret files to the “Valencia & Alicante Gleaner” and the “Benidorm and Altea Jewish Chronicle”.  

He is known to have departed Alicante airport in the early hours of Saturday morning, although his destination is as yet unconfirmed.

Agents of the Iberian secrete police working together with Interpol and Driver Chard believed that he obtained assistance from Sticky Vicky in his flight from the various and vicarious agencies on his trail.

It is alleged that he boarded an aircraft bound for Havana via Moscow, where he is known to have contacts in a “Churchill Cigar and Beef Tea” smuggling cartel.   However, the only plane destined for Havana that morning was due to stop at Northolt Aerodrome in North London en route, so as to drop of a crate of Cigars allegedly commissioned by the RAF.

Due to his previous employment by the RAF, it is believed that the ex military hard man may try to disembark with the cigars and proceed to penetrate the perimeter fencing so that he can find refuge in a local safe house provided by his nefarious companion "Little Legs Parks".

The acting President and Chairman of the Duck Flat Cap Society, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff, has declared that “Jack Slipper” had been engaged to recover Basher Hurley, although this statement was quickly withdrawn when he was informed that he had been dead for 8 years.

 Feeling somewhat flustered and hot, dressed in his full Fulham F.C training kit, the red faced soon to be octogenarian unfurled his umbrella and placing three beer mats on his head, stated that the DFCS already had an agent on the ground in Spain.

 He went on to confirm that the ex karaoke singer and failed comedian “Ray the Dust”, will be liaising with the “Valencia and Alicante Gleaner” and the “Benidorm and Altea Jewish Chronicle” to retract any previously published statements regarding the DFCS records.

 It is reported that “God Boy Ince” will be joining Ray the Dust in Spain to assist him in his attempt to stifle any reproduction of the leaked information, which allegedly includes the names in “Meerkat Malc's”  “little black book”, together with details of the members tailors ,hatters and flat cap suppliers.    


Further details will be posted in due course.