"RAY THE DUST" IN IMPEACHMENT SCANDAL
Failed ex refuse collector and karaoke singer, Ray the Dust, has outraged residents of the care home he resides in by refusing to abide by the string residential rules regarding social hygiene and silence.
As a result, he has been Impeached by the management committee and charged with inciting riotous behaviour, and engaging in ungentlemanly conduct at the secluded and fastidious residence. He has been aided and abetted in his uncouth behaviour by his minuscule recalcitrant and malformed side kicks, Pepe Le Puke and Little Les.
Pepe Le Puke of course has a long record of indiscretions regarding uncleanliness, and it is an undisputed matter of fact, widely documented in scientific papers, that it was he who initially brought an unsavory strain of e-coli in to the nation, via a liberally soiled pair of underpants on his return from a riotous and flirtatious vacation in Espania.
The Dust and Little legs were also on this contagious trip of debauchery and self flagellation, but although charged with intention and incitement, were never proven to have also brought the deadly contagion with them in to this country.
Although the trio have refused to attend a special tribunal set up by the Impeachment and Seditious behavior sub-committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society, the committee will sit on the next full moon and will debate on what charges should be brought before the Court of Honour and Unconstitutional behaviour.
The court will be chaired by Dave Duck with assistance from Dave the Teach and Barry the Gravedigger.
Updated reports will be published here in due course.
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