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The Duck Flat Cap Society have been informed by a trusted informer, that a former Wembley baker and brothel keeper is allegedly brokering a deal for a famous London football team to relocate to Germany. This move has allegedly been provoked by the teams recent run of bad form, and the wish for salted bratwurst and sauerkraut.
Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff, acting chairman of the sporting, imbibing and procrastinating sub committee, has recently released a statement from his secret hideaway, believed to be the Embassy of the failed state of East Chardistan.
The statement alleged that he has been witness to alleged negotiations that have been taking place at a number of clandestine meetings between officials of the London club and prominent members of the Deutche Bakers and Plumbers Bundesliga, and the Blind Deutche Bun Makers Bundestag.
Although there is no proof of these alleged meetings, Driver Chard previous good name merits a thorough investigation of the alleged facts.
At a recent meeting of the Bohemian League of Gentleman (BLOG), Herr Brot Von Buff let is slip that he had been negotiating with oil rich middle eastern confederates at a major London hotel.
These discussions became heated when it was suggested that Herr Brot changed his clothing to that of his compatriots and partake of the Turban.
At this suggestion Herr Brot became outraged and stormed from the hotel in a rage, relocating to a secret address before revealing his outrage at a district meeting of the Bohemian League of Gentleman's imbibing, hiking and train travel sub-section at a hostelry located in the hinterland of the outer middle Saxons.
The Duck Flat Cap Society are to have a joint meeting with representatives of BLOG to fully establish the facts, and have arranged to conduct an interview with Driver Chard at the East Chardistan embassy, which is based a couple of hundred yards from the fabled debating chambers of the Duck in the Pond, situated in north west London.
The German connection will be debated together with the possibility of both societies adopting the Turban as formal dress for sub committee meetings and meth dances.
Former Dust Cart operative and failed karaoke singer and ladies man, Ray the Dust will be appointed chairman of this joint meeting provided he is allowed out by his lady in waiting, Madam Dust.
Further details will be released when they become available.
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