Former military adviser to the Duck Flat Cap Society, Rasta Hurley, has stunned the Caribbean by allegedly attempting a putsch, and overthrow of the Bajan government.
The Coup D'etat had been planned by the ageing lothario, so as to enable the recently betrothed "Hard man" to establish an Empire and court, for the self styled Rasta and wife to be, to rule over with a rod of steel and ganja.
A remarkable change has betaken Rasta Hurley of late, with a marked change in attitude towards the laid back Caribbean attitude and a rekindled love of Ganja.
It is a well known fact that as well as life saving triple bypass surgery Rasta Hurley also underwent a Penile Extension when he was recently under the surgeons knife.
This increased vigour has had an unsurprising effect on the ageing ex military hard man, and i was of no surprise to the Imbibing sub committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society, that he has cemented his passion for ebony flesh by recently becoming betrothed to his ex home help and future wife.
However, as an unexplained side effect of this increase in his lust, he has also been bewitched with a longing to take control of his environment and to establish a homeland for himself and his partner.
This has directly led to his recent failed Coup D'etat in the Caribbean. The unsuccessful attempt to rest power from the Bajan authorities was thwarted due to his utter lack of planning and man power. The putsch was to be initiated by a viral attack on the governments computer services and net works so that communications were stalled, thus allowing Basher Hurley and his small band of revolutionaries to storm the government building and take control.
However, the rebellion was timed to start during a wedding feast that he was attending and due to copious amounts of alcohol and ganja, and a fist fight against a six foot six limbo dancer, Rasta Hurley completely missed the proposed assault and retired to the bed of his mistress for a short passionate clinch with his pillow and hours of deep sleep.
The Duck Flat Cap society have recently been advised by its acting president and chairman, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duif, that he had been approached to accompany Rast Hurley on his military expedition, but that he turned him aside due to his dislike of Rum Punch and the fact that he could not use his London Transport free bus pass on the island.
Rasta Hurley , has denied all knowledge of the failed Coup D'etat, but has been subpoenaed by the DFCS to attend a commission that will investigate the sailiant facts and decide whether the former military adviser to the society may retain his membership and rank.
Further details will be published in due course.
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